Now, there was no need for that...Tell us about the times when an already difficult situation has been made worse for no good reason. Pollollups writes, "As if being given a muscle relaxant and trapped in an MRI tube wasn't bad enough: whilst thus immobilised, they played me Dido."
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chthonic, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 7:46)
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RabbitI was ten, we bought a rabbit. We called it "Buffy the Carrot Slayer" because I thought that was extremely witty... Big fluffy black rabbit it was, floppy ears, the works.
Several weeks after buying it, I returned home (alone, as was the style at the time) to find Buffy solid as a rock and cold as a... Erm, a dead rabbit... As I was a sensitive (pathetic) chld, this made me despair, and I was sniffling for days.
Now, our rabbit shrugged off the mortal coil at a time when one of the final season of a particular popular undead-killing female's series was soon to begin... The character in question having died near the end of the previous season. As long-running series often need to retain the main character to continue appealing to their fans, she was, of course, being brought back to life, so on the night of poor Buffy the Carrot Slayer's demise, I turned on the TV to zone out for a while, to be instantly treated to a Sky One advert, declaring:
BUFFY LIVES!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 8:45, Reply)
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