Now, there was no need for that...Tell us about the times when an already difficult situation has been made worse for no good reason. Pollollups writes, "As if being given a muscle relaxant and trapped in an MRI tube wasn't bad enough: whilst thus immobilised, they played me Dido."
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chthonic, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 7:46)
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Little prickWhen I was about 9 or 15 my foreskin ‘somehow’ got stuck. After a few days the novelty wore off and my newly engorged bell-end was starting to become uncomfortable to say the least. Not to worry, I’ll tell Mum and she’ll sort me out. She made it worse if anything and off to the hospital we went…
They pinned me down, removed my slips like a nonce on day-release and injected my member with something to reduce the swelling. I screamed like a spastic, there was blood everywhere and I was convinced I would never be able to wank again.
As if that wasn't bad enough, one of the nurses chirped 'There we go - the ‘little’ fella is back to normal again'. Surely to God there was no need for that?
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:53, Reply)
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