Now, there was no need for that...Tell us about the times when an already difficult situation has been made worse for no good reason. Pollollups writes, "As if being given a muscle relaxant and trapped in an MRI tube wasn't bad enough: whilst thus immobilised, they played me Dido."
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chthonic, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 7:46)
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Never spread STI'sA few years ago (well maybe 10) a group of us pulled some college girls in a dodgy club and we ended up all going back to one girls dowm room.
Much necking ensued but eventually we got tired and decided to leave...Mark, one of our mates says "Give me 5 mintues and I'll meet you outside" so off we trot...
The place these girls are living in is a converted Hotel in Falmouth so we're wandering around lost trying to find our way out...we finally find the stairs to the lobby and another mate Duncan decides that he needs to relieve himself, so starts pissing in the dark on the stairs...at this time the owner turns up but due to excellent grouping tactics she doesn'tnotice despite the sound of piss hitting the wall with some force(there's probably no need for this)
...so Duncan finishes and we carry on, saying goodnight to the owner who wanders off, I get confused by the front door and break it off it's hinges (definitely no need for that)
...we hang around outside and eventually Mark turns up, being blokes we all start cheering and asking him whether or not he did the did with her...his reply? "Yeah, I fucked her and gave her a dose as well"...turns out the sadistic bastard had a STI that he'd just started treatment for that day...there was definitely no need for that...
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