Now, there was no need for that...Tell us about the times when an already difficult situation has been made worse for no good reason. Pollollups writes, "As if being given a muscle relaxant and trapped in an MRI tube wasn't bad enough: whilst thus immobilised, they played me Dido."
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chthonic, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 7:46)
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The joys of stabby thingsStaying with my gf and her brother one night, the air of slightly drunken loveliness descended into one of utter terror and violence. She took exception at something I said (and to this day I do not know what) and punched me in the face.
Me, being the lovely girl I am, refrained from punching her, and twatted a wall instead.
Five days later, my doctor looks at my hand and says 'Hm. I think it's broken.'
I am terrified of surgery, but doctor bloke ensures me I'll be fine and the operation will only take ten minutes and one incision.
Five huge fucking scars and three hours later and I am considering suing both my girlfriend's parents AND their wall.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 19:18, Reply)
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