Gay bondage model shoots hungover ARE NOT GOOD.
I model on a kinky website on the intarweb, depicting lads tied up.
I'm from up North, and the guy who does the tie is from dirty dirty Essex.. and so it makes sense that I stay over so we get a long time to do the shoot.
The night before the shoot, copious amounts of vodka, and very unwisely whisky both combined with coke (the combination of which being a surefire path to Chunksville) are guzzled, with a break for a Big Mac meal at the local McDonalds.
I drink rather more than is strictly necessary and get back to his swigging Smirnoff Red out the bottle and talking complete nonsense.

Cue the next morning, I wake up and smell something odd, I see something odd. A huge pool of very dark brown with the consistency of treacle, with large bits of white stuff in it.. yum! Half digested McDs combined with booze.. all over myself, the futon and cushions. I also have a huge bump on my head which transpires to be from when i walked into a doorway which I don't strictly remember whatsoever.

My mate helps clean up, and then says we need to get on with the kink. I'm feeling frikkin horrible, aching all over, and on the brink of being sick again, and plead for something simple and not painful.

So... the waking in my own smelly beef and booze barf, and all round pain evidently not being enough, he decides the first tie to be this:



Yup, the most intensely arm bending hogtie variant I'd ever been put in.. it bloody hurt the second he put me in it, and then proceeded to tickle the fuck out of me relentlessly while i spouted some quite vulgar vocabulary.

Head like a floaty brick?! Agonising rope bondage pain!? NO NEEEEED!

..and especially no need for pink hair.
( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 23:57, Reply)