Now, there was no need for that...Tell us about the times when an already difficult situation has been made worse for no good reason. Pollollups writes, "As if being given a muscle relaxant and trapped in an MRI tube wasn't bad enough: whilst thus immobilised, they played me Dido."
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chthonic, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 7:46)
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Bacon alightOnce while my freinds had stayed over and i took it upon myself to make breakfast for them (i was 17) and being cocky i proclaimed "i can make the best toasted bacon sandwiches ever."
Toasted is true
Five seconds after i put the bacon in i realised that it hadnt been cleaned in aggggggggessss, the fat alights and the fucking oven was gets burned from the inside out, cue me wrenching the grill out of the oven and chucking it (flaming and all) into the rain outside.
After much panting and flapping i proceed to inform my friend "my mums gonna kill me, this oven is new, actually nearly everything is new, the oven, the fridge, the kettle and the toaster" as soon as the last line was uttered the slice of toast i put in earlier proceded to pop out of the toaster, burnt to a crisp
The dial had been whacked when i was running around trying to wet a tea towel to tackle the fire
No need, safty first
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 1:26, Reply)
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