Now, there was no need for that...Tell us about the times when an already difficult situation has been made worse for no good reason. Pollollups writes, "As if being given a muscle relaxant and trapped in an MRI tube wasn't bad enough: whilst thus immobilised, they played me Dido."
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chthonic, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 7:46)
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SnakebiteWhen I was a kid my mates and I used to play on the local golf course, you nicking golf balls, building treehouses that looked like a shanty town rejects that kind of thing. Anyways, one afternoon I find this snake sunning itself and decide to pick it up. Turns out Adders don't like being picked up by dumbfuck kids and it promptly bit me. Cue much panicking and running 2 miles home. Also not a clever thing. Staggers into my house, at this point high as kite from the venom, and starts telling my dad what happened. He gets really pissed off and belts me square in the mouth at which point I throw up and pass out. Cheers pops......bastard.
(, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 17:59, Reply)
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