Now, there was no need for that...
Tell us about the times when an already difficult situation has been made worse for no good reason. Pollollups writes, "As if being given a muscle relaxant and trapped in an MRI tube wasn't bad enough: whilst thus immobilised, they played me Dido."
( , Thu 16 Jun 2005, 7:46)
Tell us about the times when an already difficult situation has been made worse for no good reason. Pollollups writes, "As if being given a muscle relaxant and trapped in an MRI tube wasn't bad enough: whilst thus immobilised, they played me Dido."
( , Thu 16 Jun 2005, 7:46)
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was only last night . . . .
seeing a bit of a new lady at the mo, still going through the getting to know you bit, having the few drinks and chatting about this and that , nice time. Take her to one of my regulars which is one of these old lads pubs with character , we are on the man and woman conversation about a metre and a half from the rest of the crowd of punters . . . anyway as a down to earth chap I'm telling her that most women end up being nags in a fair sort of way and that men will always fart . . . the she says thats fucking discusting , and on breathing through my nose I see why . One of the old fuckers arses had opened and the gassy contents had enveloped us, (ntwnnft) co incidence of the year , course she wouldn't believe me as I tried to contest my innocence. Rough justice. She gave us the benefit of the doubt though. yey, me mojos back.
( , Tue 21 Jun 2005, 4:16, Reply)
seeing a bit of a new lady at the mo, still going through the getting to know you bit, having the few drinks and chatting about this and that , nice time. Take her to one of my regulars which is one of these old lads pubs with character , we are on the man and woman conversation about a metre and a half from the rest of the crowd of punters . . . anyway as a down to earth chap I'm telling her that most women end up being nags in a fair sort of way and that men will always fart . . . the she says thats fucking discusting , and on breathing through my nose I see why . One of the old fuckers arses had opened and the gassy contents had enveloped us, (ntwnnft) co incidence of the year , course she wouldn't believe me as I tried to contest my innocence. Rough justice. She gave us the benefit of the doubt though. yey, me mojos back.
( , Tue 21 Jun 2005, 4:16, Reply)
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