Now, there was no need for that...Tell us about the times when an already difficult situation has been made worse for no good reason. Pollollups writes, "As if being given a muscle relaxant and trapped in an MRI tube wasn't bad enough: whilst thus immobilised, they played me Dido."
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chthonic, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 7:46)
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oh the painSome sort of party thing a year or so ago. New Year's, birthday, Christmas, weekend, Friday, something like that. Had just suffered the indignity of being told my girlfriend had gone off with my best mate.
Figured it couldn't get worse. Attended the party and decided to go get ratarsed with some other mates.
Several beers down and needing a piss. The women's toilets are blocked (it was a massive concert hall type thing we'd hired) and so I wandered into the gents, which was mysteriously empty.
A split second after I opened the cubicle door, I heard a panicked 'no don't come in here!' followed by an image which will be forever burned into my mind.
My ex, sat naked on the toilet, with my mate wanking furiously in her face.
'Don't worry' slurred the ex. 'She's seen it all before'
Yes.
(, Wed 22 Jun 2005, 16:30, Reply)
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