Are you the lovely Mrs Ring Of Fire's script writer?
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 21:57, 2 replies)

And fluffer.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 22:00, closed)

don't be absurd, if he was it'd be all
'What do you mean, you have an okcupid account?'
'...why does the profile photo appear to be a dodgey homosexual painter and decorator?'
'Oh god... oh god what the hell are you doing with optimus all the way up there? I don't care if his shoulders are stuck and it hurts'

'I'm taking the kids and I'm leaving'
(quintsy, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 22:17, closed)

Wrong ringofyre
JSYK
EDIT: & the transformers thing is emv.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 22:21, closed)

i'm gonna take a dozen dulcolax
Cos right now I don't give a shit
(quintsy, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 22:22, closed)

You are so cool.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 22:28, closed)

So hip it hurts!

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 22:31, closed)

i swear, this week is so meta i don't even know what's happening.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sat 1 Dec 2012, 9:07, closed)

So your story is
you are as confused as you usually are?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 1 Dec 2012, 21:49, closed)

HAVE I HAD MY TEA YET?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 9:40, closed)