No Self-AwarenessI had a boss who had no idea of his body odour problem, and everybody was too tactful to break it to him. Not so a visiting Rev Ian Paisley: "What the blazes is that smell? Is it you?" That sorted it. Stories of people blissfully unaware of their bad smells, bad manners and foghorn voices.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:31)
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Careful. You don't want to make it sound as though you're nothing without my massive schlong to hang on to.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 19:19,
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'Coattails' is one word.
EDIT: You are the living embodiment of l'esprit de l'escalier - constantly sat there, tongue poking out of the corner of your mouth in concentration, continuously deleting, modifying and updating past comments in a futile attempt to look wittier and more intelligent than you actually are. If rumors of your 'massive schlong' are as exaggerated as those of your 'massive intellect', you probably have an innie.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 22:05,
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