No Self-AwarenessI had a boss who had no idea of his body odour problem, and everybody was too tactful to break it to him. Not so a visiting Rev Ian Paisley: "What the blazes is that smell? Is it you?" That sorted it. Stories of people blissfully unaware of their bad smells, bad manners and foghorn voices.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:31)
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I suppose this counts, but it's not a lack of self awareness.My boss sits at his desk farting like a Clydesdale.
He has no shame whatsoever. We have 3 women in this office, he doesn't give a stuff, just lets go whenever he feels like it.
It also stinks. His secretary put one of those pushbutton airfresheners on the shelf over his desk, and gets up and blasts him with it whenever he farts. He totally ignores her.
Not a self awareness porblem, but no manners. He was brought up by very very rich parents, as the oldest son, was groomed to take over the family biz from a young age, and obviously has never been taught to respect other people.
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Ha ha, you said "Groomed". Insert Jimmy Savile joke here.
Ha ha, I said "Insert". (etc. etc. etc.)
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Have you tried cutting off his lips with scissors?(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:33,
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I called the RSPCA today and said"I've just found a suitcase in the woods containing a fox and 4 cubs."
"That's terrible," she replied, "Are they moving?"
"I'm not sure to be honest," I said, "But that would explain the suitcase."
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Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 1:06,
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