Food shopping in some areas of London (and probably other places)
I live way out East near Barking, food shopping is a nightmare. Not sure what it's like for the rest of you. Parents just letting their kids run amok, knocking into other people, baskets, displays etc. Also since moving here other customers seem to have lost the ability to drive trolleys, or be aware of other people when shopping. Driving me slowly insane. One day I might just walk around swinging an empty basket and God forbid any child who is not standing obediently near a guardian who gets in my way!
(David Fishwick Minibus Sales - notmad.co.uk, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 1:32, 27 replies)

This will end well.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 3:29, closed)

It ends terribly.
His last sentence doesn't make sense.
(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 8:09, closed)

Posting that was a terrible idea.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 8:11, closed)

Only because London is shit.

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 8:22, closed)

Nothing says 'rational human being' like a man hitting children with a metal basket.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 8:36, closed)

No, this
only happens in Barking.
(username failed moderation, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 8:37, closed)

By his own admission, he's one stop short of Barking...

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 8:52, closed)

So your story is that the next time you experience a minor inconvenience in a supermarket
You're going to hit a child in the face with a metal basket?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:02, closed)

I think what he really means
is that he'll mutter 'fucks sake' quietly to himself.
(username failed moderation, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:32, closed)

yeah, but why do that when you can internet hardman instead?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:50, closed)

Penny Pinching Freeloader....

( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:50, closed)

Order on-line, and get your weekly shop delivered to your door?
Will save you from the misery of human interaction, unless you're one of those people who do their grocery shopping three or four times a week, in which case it will just cost you a fortune in delivery charges.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:56, closed)

alright MM?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:00, closed)

Yeah, it's all snowy outside, which always cheers me up.
You?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:35, closed)

And also you need to be in
and some of us have these job things that require us to leave the house for an extended period most weekdays.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:25, closed)

Yeah, I hate it when the world ceases to exist after 5pm on a Friday.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:31, closed)

They deliver in the evenings.
I see Ocado and Tesco vans outside my block on my way in from work at 7:15 frequently
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:43, closed)

Cool story bro

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:13, closed)

There was a UPS van outside next door at about 8 this morning.
Probably crimbo presents at a guess.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:33, closed)

SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:39, closed)

I understand that
UPS also deliver time critical business documents.

So you may be incorrect in your assumption.
(username failed moderation, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 12:33, closed)

She's nearly eighty.
I'm pretty sure she's not done anything time-critical since the 1980s.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:55, closed)

You have pissweak nightmares.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:32, closed)

I have pisswank nightmares.

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:44, closed)

I sell pisspoor housewares.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:06, closed)

I pay to piss onto poor housewives.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:54, closed)

You know how learner drivers have those big red Ls on them to warn you
that they're still learning the rules of the road, and might make mistakes, and please can you be a bit tolerate because they'll be a bit clumsy and slow and not familiar with protocol? And only a cunt would beep their horn and bellow at them, because we were all learners once?

And you know how children are clearly, distinctly, visibly not adults?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 8:41, closed)