No Self-AwarenessI had a boss who had no idea of his body odour problem, and everybody was too tactful to break it to him. Not so a visiting Rev Ian Paisley: "What the blazes is that smell? Is it you?" That sorted it. Stories of people blissfully unaware of their bad smells, bad manners and foghorn voices.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:31)
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My computer had no self awareness, all it did was parse and process commands I typed into the input devicethen one day I spilled champagne on the keyboard, and there was electric fizzling and smoke. And then the most amazing thing happened. I still had a computer that wasn't self aware, but my keyboard was completely fucked.
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:07,
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"Wyatt, your kitchen is blue."(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:10,
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I did something similar yesterday but it was irn bru instead of champagne(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:44,
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 18:14,
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