No Self-Awareness
I had a boss who had no idea of his body odour problem, and everybody was too tactful to break it to him. Not so a visiting Rev Ian Paisley: "What the blazes is that smell? Is it you?" That sorted it. Stories of people blissfully unaware of their bad smells, bad manners and foghorn voices.
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( , Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:31)
I had a boss who had no idea of his body odour problem, and everybody was too tactful to break it to him. Not so a visiting Rev Ian Paisley: "What the blazes is that smell? Is it you?" That sorted it. Stories of people blissfully unaware of their bad smells, bad manners and foghorn voices.
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( , Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:31)
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People who whine about comedy forums not being funny anymore. rather than attempting to tell amusing stories or make jokes..
...thus perpetuating the cycle of whining, misery and tragedy.
( , Thu 6 Dec 2012, 0:42, 27 replies)
...thus perpetuating the cycle of whining, misery and tragedy.
( , Thu 6 Dec 2012, 0:42, 27 replies)
Naaahh, that's one of them things wot you use to press yer clothes with inn nit?
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Fair point. Equally, there's little joy in seeing an inoffensive, if unremarkable story being buried beneath ten pages of "So your story is that you're a spastic shitcunt. Shed. Cheers!"
Repetition does not make a thing funny, as ably demonstrated by shit like Little Britain, or The Fast Show.
I'll get my coat.
( , Thu 6 Dec 2012, 1:24, closed)
Repetition makes things hilarious.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmNObROcBOo
( , Thu 6 Dec 2012, 9:02, closed)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmNObROcBOo
( , Thu 6 Dec 2012, 9:02, closed)
Well,
it may have reached a point where it's so deep in cunts that the deep-cunt-wading boots chosen by those who wish to avoid a cunt overdose in the cunt infested swamp are now allowing a steady cunt trickle over the top and by doing so are gradually filling them with cunt until those nice new socks are cunted out and cunting ruined. By cunts.
Or it's something else.
I'm off to walk the dog.
( , Thu 6 Dec 2012, 1:25, closed)
it may have reached a point where it's so deep in cunts that the deep-cunt-wading boots chosen by those who wish to avoid a cunt overdose in the cunt infested swamp are now allowing a steady cunt trickle over the top and by doing so are gradually filling them with cunt until those nice new socks are cunted out and cunting ruined. By cunts.
Or it's something else.
I'm off to walk the dog.
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It has to be said, there really are some awful people on the internet.
I don't understand how they are allowed to use it, there should be a law or something.
The cunts.
( , Thu 6 Dec 2012, 3:12, closed)
I don't understand how they are allowed to use it, there should be a law or something.
The cunts.
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The last two days alone have seen at least three HUGE threads..
..all started by people whining about 'trolls' rather than actually telling stories.
Just saying here.
( , Thu 6 Dec 2012, 8:11, closed)
..all started by people whining about 'trolls' rather than actually telling stories.
Just saying here.
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But they were just nasty /talk bullies lazily poking the ants nest
and a handful of ants going ABLOOBLOOBLOOBLOOBLOOBLOOBLOOBLOO!
( , Thu 6 Dec 2012, 8:19, closed)
and a handful of ants going ABLOOBLOOBLOOBLOOBLOOBLOOBLOOBLOO!
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But most of the posts in those threads have literally only been about 6 people.
And the arguments have been mostly between 2-3 posters.
& at least 2 of them are people who respond to posts rather than post stories regularly.
( , Thu 6 Dec 2012, 8:53, closed)
And the arguments have been mostly between 2-3 posters.
& at least 2 of them are people who respond to posts rather than post stories regularly.
( , Thu 6 Dec 2012, 8:53, closed)
Yup, posts that 'whine about trolls' always get loads of responses, as all the usual pricks rush in to breathlessly add their version of "So your story is that you're a spastic shitcunt (who is upset on the internet). Shed. Cheers!" You'll find very few responses stating that they wholeheartedly endorse and support the sentiments of the OP.
So who is getting more upset, really?
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People who whine about people who whine about comedy forums not being funny anymore. rather than attempting to tell amusing stories or make jokes..
...thus perpetuating the cycle of whining, misery and tragedy.
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...thus perpetuating the cycle of whining, misery and tragedy.
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So your story is that this place is overrun by simpering shut-ins in plastic white knight outfits, zany-tie-wearing dullwits who wouldn't know an anecdote if it ran them down with a Honda Accord,
and keening whimperers who are still wearing soiled butthurt nappies from primary school bullying?
( , Thu 6 Dec 2012, 8:14, closed)
and keening whimperers who are still wearing soiled butthurt nappies from primary school bullying?
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I like the ones who complain about being put on Ignore 2.0.
It's amusingly needy.
( , Thu 6 Dec 2012, 10:32, closed)
It's amusingly needy.
( , Thu 6 Dec 2012, 10:32, closed)
I wish I could, but my love for you is too strong.
By which I mean, "very definitely illegal".
( , Thu 6 Dec 2012, 10:50, closed)
By which I mean, "very definitely illegal".
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