I should have been arrestedFaced with The Law when I and a bunch of equally idiotic mates set off a load of loud explosions down the local chalk pit, we blamed bigger boys who had run off. Tell us of the times when you got away with something naughty and slightly out of order.
Thanks to MatJ for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:36)
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Nazi BastardAfter a friday night underage drinking down by the beach an officer of the law was called for trouble inside the arcades. We were all marched outside and formed into a large semicircle.
Said officer then started to berate us, pointing his skinny finger and asking who had been the one to start throwing pool balls. The actual culprits had long scarpered so we were slightly miffed at his sarky tone and accusations, not to mention the spoiler he was putting on our fun.
When his back was half turned I boldly chirped up with a "Nazi bastard", to which he spun and started screaming "WHO JUST SAID THAT..." he decided to take a disliking to my mates face and started bellowing, jabbing him in the chest with his digit.
Me; being the honest, stand up mate that I am, kept completely schtum as he was still giving it "I BET IT WAS YOU, YOU'VE JUST GOT THAT KIND OF FACE!"
We laughed afterwards and still now I like to give the reason for random things as, 'you've just got that kind of face'. To which my wife hates :-)
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:44, Reply)
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