I should have been arrestedFaced with The Law when I and a bunch of equally idiotic mates set off a load of loud explosions down the local chalk pit, we blamed bigger boys who had run off. Tell us of the times when you got away with something naughty and slightly out of order.
Thanks to MatJ for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:36)
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I got away with smuggling explosives across international borders.So as not to arouse suspicion we'd not told the driver anything about his illicit cargo so at customs he wouldn't act like there was anything amiss.
Passports were checked at both ferry terminals and my accomplice and I sat stony faced sweating nervously as we prayed our cache, taped around our waists, wasn't detected.
It wasn't
It was the perfect smuggling crime and those Chinese bangers we'd bought in France sold for LOADS when we got back to school.
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Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:52,
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Id've thought the sausages would have putrified by then(
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 2:58,
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