Indirectly I could have been arrested.
Weekend in Paris with some friends, 3 couples.

Enjoying a saunter around the Musee D'orsay, one of my friends says 'Fancy a line of coke?'. Somewhat surprised, I said 'Er, not at the moment. Where the hell did you get that?'

'I brought it with me, there's a gram down my sock'.

'Fuck's sake, you carried coke across an international border? Do you realise how much shit you'd have caused if you had been caught? You twat, get rid of it'.

'Ok, you're right. Sorry'.

Eurostar on the way home, Sunday night. Having a beer and relaxing. My mate wanders up and says 'fancy a line of coke?'

Aaaagh. I physicallly dragged him to the bog and made him flush it.
(username failed moderation, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 17:11, 5 replies)

You could have been arrested for something your mate did?
Is that how it works now?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 17:26, closed)

I'm guessing that if he
had been picked up by a sniffer dog, all of us would have been detained and searched, as we were with him.

It's not a 100% fit for the question, but then how many other answers are.

Rory - thanks, you witless cretin. Your opinion is important to me.
(username failed moderation, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 17:31, closed)

I hereby announce that I enjoyed your employment of the term "witless cretin"
And inform you that such has inspired me to do similar this day.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:38, closed)

You've not really understood the question, and you're a fucking gaylord.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 17:28, closed)

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