I should have been arrestedFaced with The Law when I and a bunch of equally idiotic mates set off a load of loud explosions down the local chalk pit, we blamed bigger boys who had run off. Tell us of the times when you got away with something naughty and slightly out of order.
Thanks to MatJ for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:36)
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Leaving India via Mumbai airportI was with the (now) ex, exhausted from a 15 hour bus journey, skint and wondering if we could somehow change our flights - and in all the confusion we'd forgotten about the substantial chunk of cannabis in her coat pocket.
We had a six hour wait for our plane and we were sat in the lobby when I remembered about it. Rather than chucking it away or flushing it down a bog, we decided to take turns skinning up in the airport toilets and sneaking outside for a cheeky one.
This was all fine and dandy, but every time we went outside we had to pass a very armed guard with a machine gun, and we got progressively more paranoid each time as we thought he began noticing our pink eyes and mongy faces.
After our third joint, we panicked and threw it in a bin.
Very silly indeed.
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