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This is a question I should have been arrested

Faced with The Law when I and a bunch of equally idiotic mates set off a load of loud explosions down the local chalk pit, we blamed bigger boys who had run off. Tell us of the times when you got away with something naughty and slightly out of order.

Thanks to MatJ for the suggestion

(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:36)
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Farm girl
Years ago we lived near a farm and the farmer was one of the grumpiest bastards ever to walk this Earth. He used to hire temporary workers - hard up students most of the time - and pay them peanuts. And when I say peanuts I mean the cheap, generic ultra-discount variety. He made these people do back-breaking work for absurdly long hours, and not surprisingly none of them stayed very long. Then along came Abina. She was a sweet little thing and how she managed the work I don't know, but she stuck it out for months and months. As far as I could tell the farmer (whose name I unfortunately can't remember) made her work harder than any of the others - he probably still believed that people with dark skin were fair game to be made into slaves. So he was a racist, grumpy bastard.

One day I was walking past the farm and saw Abina running up and down the field waving her arms around and making strange noises. I asked her what she was doing and she explained that the birds had got used to the scarecrow so she was having to do its duty along with all her other work. Now that was one of the times I really wished that I was big and hard and tough, so that I could have gone and smacked the farmer, but at around 10 years old that was a mere fantasy. So I did the next best thing - partly out of chivalry, partly because I had a bit of a crush on the girl - and took over her bird-scaring duties while Abina had a long and well-deserved sit-down.

So I shooed; Abina rested.

(gets coat and rushes for nearest exit)
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:54, 6 replies)
Clicking like a man posessed
I've been racking my brains for a pun to fit this QOTW - very well done sir!
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:00, closed)
That last comma should be a semicolon.

(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:26, closed)
Ban this sick filth :)

(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:36, closed)
heh, have a click.
You'll make it to the exit but the leopard will catch you before you reach the fence.
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:37, closed)
Not even worth trying to top this one!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:04, closed)
Hook, line & sinker.

(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 19:30, closed)

oh fucking hell, well played. :))
(, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 3:18, closed)

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