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This is a question I should have been arrested

Faced with The Law when I and a bunch of equally idiotic mates set off a load of loud explosions down the local chalk pit, we blamed bigger boys who had run off. Tell us of the times when you got away with something naughty and slightly out of order.

Thanks to MatJ for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:36)
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I nearly got arrested once
while out with a friend. Fortunately for us though we weren’t the droids they were looking for :|
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:09, 9 replies)
You dreadful shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:12, closed)

Would have been better if you'd mentioned that you were in fact the droids they were looking for, but they were mistaken.

If you do insist on fucking about, at least do it properly. This half arsed attitude gives all us other cunts a bad name.
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:18, closed)
They weren't mistaken
We genuinely weren't the droids they were looking for. You must be thinking about Star Wars or some shit like that.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:22, closed)
Touche.

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:25, closed)
You should be arrested now,
for posting this dreadful shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:48, closed)
I should have been arrested
A long time ago...
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:54, closed)
I was waiting for this.
And now we just need the Maddy joke for a full house.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:52, closed)
and the Fritzl gag
for a full basement
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:11, closed)
*cough*
www.b3ta.com/questions/notarrested/post1513023
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:53, closed)

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