
Faced with The Law when I and a bunch of equally idiotic mates set off a load of loud explosions down the local chalk pit, we blamed bigger boys who had run off. Tell us of the times when you got away with something naughty and slightly out of order.
Thanks to MatJ for the suggestion
( , Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:36)
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Friends of mine, very drunk in the rot-hole that is Camden, spotted a black cab, no driver and with the keys in. They stole it, reasoning it the best way to get back to South London. Being pissed, the main miscreant swerved into a few parked cars. As the cab of inebriation continued to pile down the road, the driver of a double decker bus, laden with passengers, gave chase. The idiots in the cab eventually shook the bus and ducked down a side road, stopped, legged it and hid. When they crept out of their hiding place they soon realised they'd driven north and had wound up in Hornsey and two hours had elapsed. Fools.
( , Fri 27 Jan 2012, 21:00, Reply)
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