I should have been arrestedFaced with The Law when I and a bunch of equally idiotic mates set off a load of loud explosions down the local chalk pit, we blamed bigger boys who had run off. Tell us of the times when you got away with something naughty and slightly out of order.
Thanks to MatJ for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:36)
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I can be even more pathetic than thatDid the jiggy successfully in the back of an Austin Metro (no mean feat in itself), then she wanders off to have a wee in the bushes. No sooner does she squat down hidden behind a tree, then the police pull up next to me and shine their torches through the windows to find me lying on the back-seat, tackle still semi-proud, apparently enjoying a good solo session. My loving lady simply stayed crouched down out of view while I tried to explain to the police that I wasn't in fact enjoying a lonely roadside wank, and then laughed at me for about 3 months afterwards.
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ousgg is not seeking approval, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:51,
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Hahaha, that deserves posting as a new thread so we can vote for it :D(, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 19:05, closed)
I thought that about halfway through...I'd better stick it up if it's that significantly embarrassing.
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ousgg is not seeking approval, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 19:24,
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