I should have been arrestedFaced with The Law when I and a bunch of equally idiotic mates set off a load of loud explosions down the local chalk pit, we blamed bigger boys who had run off. Tell us of the times when you got away with something naughty and slightly out of order.
Thanks to MatJ for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:36)
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Pooflake, your bowels are a national treasure.A plaque should be erected in their honour once you pop off (preferably in some eye-watering shit related incident).
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:05,
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Thank you sir, It’s a daily struggle…If such a thing exists I would love to get on the arse transplant waiting list - because mine is properly gipped.
This story happened when I was young and naïve – nowadays I just rock back and forth in my chair and wait for the hair trigger in my tea-towel-holder to go off with minimal embarrassment.
...which isn’t often.
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