I should have been arrestedFaced with The Law when I and a bunch of equally idiotic mates set off a load of loud explosions down the local chalk pit, we blamed bigger boys who had run off. Tell us of the times when you got away with something naughty and slightly out of order.
Thanks to MatJ for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:36)
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I genuinely didn't realise that the sort of feeble-witted prick who enjoys a drag-tragedy stag do would be able to read and write.You learn something every day.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 12:16,
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Put yer fucking knickers back onDucky!
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you'll never find someone to marry you with that kind of attitude(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 12:18, closed)
*removes monocle*I say!
*replaces monocle*
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Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:10,
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*symbolically burns copy of Loaded*(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:17,
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I organised a stag night for a mate years back where we were all dressed as nuns...though it did turn out that he was a bit of a prick and I'm now living with his wife. That's not important, the point is that the nuns' costumes were my idea.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:39,
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you fucking smug homewrecking cunt(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:48, closed)
I'm going to pretend you said "penguins" instead of "nuns".(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 17:09,
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