Or, walk to the pub.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:30, 2 replies)

Stay at home and get pissed.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:40, closed)

There is of course this marvellous new invention
whereby an drunk person may use their mobile telephone (or a nearby public telephone - I hear some public houses even have them inside) to contact a person who having NOT been drinking and using their own vehicle will then arrive & take the inebriated person to their chosen destination for a fee.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:45, closed)

It's almost like the OP is a fucking idiot.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:56, closed)

Almost?

( Hunter Stockton was murdered by a bicycle wielding axolotl,.,.,.,., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:01, closed)

You're fifteen times more likely to die drunk walking than drunk driving.
Truesuperfreakanomicsfacts.

Friends don't let their friends drunk walk. They call them a taxi.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:08, closed)

You are far less likely to kill someone else though. Which is kind of the point here.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:22, closed)

Not me.
I'm indestructible.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:45, closed)

Reading it atm
See my post above.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:56, closed)