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This is a question I should have been arrested

Faced with The Law when I and a bunch of equally idiotic mates set off a load of loud explosions down the local chalk pit, we blamed bigger boys who had run off. Tell us of the times when you got away with something naughty and slightly out of order.

Thanks to MatJ for the suggestion

(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:36)
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There's No Chance
of me ever drink driving. It helps that I only bothered to get licence at the ripe old age of 50 and have a tad more sense these days.

It also helps that the missus rarely drinks. Maybe 3 times a year.

Cheers
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:11, 2 replies)
Any chance we can become mates
so your missus can skipper for us when we go out on the piss?
On a side-note - the 8 odd mths. my missus was pergnant were my biggest pub nights in fucking years.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:58, closed)
your missus rarely drinks in case it lowers her inhibitions and she has sex with you.
cheers.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:13, closed)
Oh Janet.
Never going to experience the bittersweet joy of childbirth are you?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:41, closed)
what? i have a daughter, thank you.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:07, closed)
ringofyre
doesn't let little things like not knowing a thing about a person get in the way of his judging them, you know.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:42, closed)
I Refuse
to believe you have any children. I've seen a picture of you (gaz me for link) and you're one of the ugliest bitches I've ever seen. No man would fuck you. Ever. No matter now drunk they get.

Cheers
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 6:44, closed)
whoa there, mr bitter-online.
I am well aware of the picture. you need to let go, man. does your 'wife' know what a horrible misogynist you are?
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 7:17, closed)
You really are actually a horrible, horrible man, aren't you?
I'm surprised it took me quite so long spent in ambivalence to reach this conclusion.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 8:38, closed)
So...
it's fine for Janet to follow me around, slagging me off on virtually every post I make? Indeed, in this thread, she implies that my missus will only shag me when she's drunk.

But, when I retaliate, I'm a horrible person?

Fuck off, Scarpe, your hypocrisy is showing.

Cheers
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:15, closed)
I'M NOT UPSET!

(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:25, closed)
it's ok scarpe, he's just trolling.
cheers.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:31, closed)
Aaahahahahahahaha

(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:26, closed)
i know i'm in danger of repeating myself, here.
but you properly need to get over yourself. i don't 'follow you around' - that paranoia you feel is just your ego stalking you.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:27, closed)
pointless internet shitcunt whinge whinge whinge
cheers
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:33, closed)
lololol

(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:35, closed)
There's nothing bittersweet about childbirth.
It's fucking awful, whichever way it's carried out.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:23, closed)

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