There's No Chance
of me ever drink driving. It helps that I only bothered to get licence at the ripe old age of 50 and have a tad more sense these days.

It also helps that the missus rarely drinks. Maybe 3 times a year.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:11, 2 replies)

Any chance we can become mates
so your missus can skipper for us when we go out on the piss?
On a side-note - the 8 odd mths. my missus was pergnant were my biggest pub nights in fucking years.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:58, closed)

your missus rarely drinks in case it lowers her inhibitions and she has sex with you.
cheers.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:13, closed)

Oh Janet.
Never going to experience the bittersweet joy of childbirth are you?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:41, closed)

what? i have a daughter, thank you.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:07, closed)

ringofyre
doesn't let little things like not knowing a thing about a person get in the way of his judging them, you know.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:42, closed)

I Refuse
to believe you have any children. I've seen a picture of you (gaz me for link) and you're one of the ugliest bitches I've ever seen. No man would fuck you. Ever. No matter now drunk they get.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 6:44, closed)

whoa there, mr bitter-online.
I am well aware of the picture. you need to let go, man. does your 'wife' know what a horrible misogynist you are?
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 7:17, closed)

You really are actually a horrible, horrible man, aren't you?
I'm surprised it took me quite so long spent in ambivalence to reach this conclusion.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 8:38, closed)

So...
it's fine for Janet to follow me around, slagging me off on virtually every post I make? Indeed, in this thread, she implies that my missus will only shag me when she's drunk.

But, when I retaliate, I'm a horrible person?

Fuck off, Scarpe, your hypocrisy is showing.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:15, closed)

I'M NOT UPSET!

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:25, closed)

it's ok scarpe, he's just trolling.
cheers.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:31, closed)

Aaahahahahahahaha

( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:26, closed)

i know i'm in danger of repeating myself, here.
but you properly need to get over yourself. i don't 'follow you around' - that paranoia you feel is just your ego stalking you.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:27, closed)

pointless internet shitcunt whinge whinge whinge
cheers
( fatpoof, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:33, closed)

lololol

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:35, closed)

There's nothing bittersweet about childbirth.
It's fucking awful, whichever way it's carried out.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:23, closed)