I should have been arrestedFaced with The Law when I and a bunch of equally idiotic mates set off a load of loud explosions down the local chalk pit, we blamed bigger boys who had run off. Tell us of the times when you got away with something naughty and slightly out of order.
Thanks to MatJ for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:36)
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An 'acquaintance' of mineWhile carrying 200 ecstasy tablets home after meeting a dealer, turned a corner only to find himself face to face with two police officers out on their beat. Now, instead of simply saying "Excuse me, officers" and carry on walking (they had no reason whatsoever to suspect him of any crime), he decided that the best course of action would be to panic, turn round and sprint off. Got caught a hundred metres down the road. 2 years in the big house.
(yes I'm aware the question is 'should' have never arrested but there's been a few tenuous ones this week so what the hell).
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Somebody I knew many years ago.Fell asleep stoned with a bag of 9 bars (A nine bar is nine ounces of hash) in his bag in a public bog and was woken by the Rozzers who promptly searched and arrested him.
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:57,
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