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This is a question I should have been arrested

Faced with The Law when I and a bunch of equally idiotic mates set off a load of loud explosions down the local chalk pit, we blamed bigger boys who had run off. Tell us of the times when you got away with something naughty and slightly out of order.

Thanks to MatJ for the suggestion

(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:36)
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No matter how much you dress it up, a donkey is still a donkey.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:42, 2 replies)
Still though,
a donkey in a dress? Phwoooar!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:43, closed)
I am more of a Zebra man myself.
They go so well in Gingham.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:49, closed)
I just googled "donkey in a dress"
and found this (about half way down the page)

www.ellenrixford.com/htmls/MechanicalDisplay.html

Now tell me you still think the Zebra to be teh sexeh.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:06, closed)
Are you grooming me?

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:07, closed)
I dunno,
would you like me to?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:26, closed)
That's you that is.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:10, closed)
Curses, foiled again.
Nobody could hear my speech either, I did feel a little horse that day.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:18, closed)
Did you serenade it with
this www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzYzVMcgWhg
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:26, closed)
"where are you going with your fetlocks blowing in the wind?"
:D
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:50, closed)
Ok then.
What's it's jizz & wee taste like then?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:12, closed)

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