I should have been arrestedFaced with The Law when I and a bunch of equally idiotic mates set off a load of loud explosions down the local chalk pit, we blamed bigger boys who had run off. Tell us of the times when you got away with something naughty and slightly out of order.
Thanks to MatJ for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:36)
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My life changed the day I had an epiphany regarding women and shopping.They need each other, like bees and flowers. Get rid of one and the other shall follow.
Understand this and it seems more natural, and by involving ourselves ever so slightly in the process we get to harvest 'shopping honey'- the right to say 'yes darling, but you know I think you look great whatever you wear so I don't know why you keep asking me, Why don't I go to the pub and you can meet me there later and show me what you've bought?'
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See, Mrs V doesn't. She hates shopping.Online shopping is a boon to her.
What she DOES like, however, is trying stuff on.
Which means that a few times a year she makes stupendous runs to the Post Office to send back huge boxes full of unwanted/makes me look fat/bum look big/etc clothes.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:10,
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See,
*Coughs*
Gayer
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:10,
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