Not having sexOur pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01)
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Premature ejaculation?Just tell her you were going for speed, accuracy and efficiency. And that you'd already arranged to meet your mates in the pub, so if she can let herself out, that'll be fine.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 22 May 2014, 20:52,
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An overzealous wanking action gives me the opposite problem, especially when drunk and using a welly. It's a blessing and a curse, Stuj, it really is.
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