Not having sexOur pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01)
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I once saw Alexei Sayle not having sex in the northbound car park of Keele Services on the M6.(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:23,
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