Not having sex
Our pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01)
Dozer. He has a hamster, just got a cat, and an imaginary 'Mrs Dozer', and a baseball cap.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:17,
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dude, it's a snapback.
Not a baseball cap.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 May 2014, 18:01,
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^ upset ^
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 May 2014, 18:10,
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TERRIBLE BULLYING OF THE LOVELY DOZER!
MODS!
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 23 May 2014, 12:24,
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