Not having sexOur pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01)
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Yup. I was chatting to her only the other day, and she was whining about male customers asking for extras.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 May 2014, 17:39,
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She only has herself to blame if she keeps answering 'Oh, OK ...'(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 May 2014, 18:20,
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It's actually "ook".
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 23 May 2014, 11:18,
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... and this is why replies should be able to win.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 May 2014, 12:57,
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