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Our pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.

(, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01)
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a shortened version repost
A lovely morning out in the countryside to pick shrooms with a long standing platonic male friend.
I decided to eat a few to get a nice little buzz going, forgetting that I have very little tolerance so the few I ate actually got me a bit more mashed than planned.
Seemed like a good idea to make a pass at him for a bit of outdoors rumpy pumpy but unfortunately when he undid his trousers I got the giggles.
Full on uproarious laughter when he pulled his trousers down.
Fair play, he did try but apparently its very hard to have sex with someone who is rolling around on the floor completely off their face.
Took a few hours to get me sorted enough to get back to the car and by then the moment had well and truly passed.
(, Thu 22 May 2014, 19:26, 5 replies)
I like this.
Excellent flashbacks of laughing like a twat whilst on shrooms.
(, Thu 22 May 2014, 19:36, closed)

laughing like a twat is good.
Staring wide eyed at nothing and whimpering not so good
(, Thu 22 May 2014, 20:25, closed)
But, he might have thought
'let's not risk getting charged with rape' as the partner in question was clearly not able to give proper consent.

Jeez, I've been on /talk too long.
(, Thu 22 May 2014, 23:44, closed)
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks this story is a bit rapey.

(, Fri 23 May 2014, 9:17, closed)

Nah, he was a perfect gentleman, even if he had wanted to continue trying it would have been like trying to pin the tail on the donkey
(, Fri 23 May 2014, 12:12, closed)

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