Not having sex
Our pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.
( , Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01)
Our pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.
( , Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01)
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It was not of sufficient size to fill an extra large one.
As my penis is only large.
( , Thu 22 May 2014, 19:39, 1 reply)
As my penis is only large.
( , Thu 22 May 2014, 19:39, 1 reply)
I can only get them over the trip so they're likely to come off with me too.*
*may contain lies.
( , Thu 22 May 2014, 19:55, closed)
*may contain lies.
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