Not having sexOur pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01)
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Apart from being married, obvLeonie used to come into my student bedroom, take off her shoes and socks and sit on my bed looking at me alluringly. She was a dead cert, and not unattractive. Simply because I'd heard she went to Christian Union meetings, I decided she didn't really mean it and restrained myself. She eventually gave up and started going round with some ugly runt from our department. I bet they were at it like knives, the dirty buggers, and meanwhile I totally failed to get any of Teh Sex whatsoever at university.
Making up for it now though, 24 years later, so it's not all bad news. Just needed to part with the wife...
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 May 2014, 11:54,
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