Not having sex
Our pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.
( , Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01)
Our pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.
( , Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01)
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I never get turned down for sex
mainly because I have sex with your mum
( , Fri 23 May 2014, 14:01, 6 replies)
mainly because I have sex with your mum
( , Fri 23 May 2014, 14:01, 6 replies)
but my mum has just lesbo'd with your mum and they're both a bit tired so.....maybe tomorrow?
( , Sat 24 May 2014, 1:31, closed)
( , Sat 24 May 2014, 1:31, closed)
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