Not having sexOur pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01)
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I think 'crutch cavern' is virginspeak for vagina(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 23 May 2014, 17:20,
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Well, you're the expert in these matters(, Sat 24 May 2014, 1:21, closed)
I would never claim to be an expert in your poor grasp of english or inability to have sex with women.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 24 May 2014, 15:32,
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Ohhhhhh, cutting.(, Sun 25 May 2014, 13:57, closed)
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