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Our pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.

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can't you just put it in your mouth like a normal person?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 23 May 2014, 19:02, 2 replies)
ooooooo euphemism spotter

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 23 May 2014, 19:06, closed)
I'll spot your euphemism if you're lucky.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 23 May 2014, 19:11, closed)
That was very clever
You may have a gold star
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Fri 23 May 2014, 23:15, closed)
you haven't seen my teeth
they're large and extremely sharp
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 May 2014, 14:43, closed)

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