Not having sexOur pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01)
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For the second you're lucky he didn't just "Assange" you...At least you don't have to worry about "getting it up" though.
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even thinking of assangewould even throw george off his stroke
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 May 2014, 14:44,
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