Not having sexOur pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01)
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I faked an orgasm, once.I was tired, we'd been at it for a while, and I'd had enough. She didn't seem to mind.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 May 2014, 21:46,
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Did you fake it all over her face and tits?(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 23 May 2014, 22:04,
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I didn't have time to fetch the bicycle pump and jar of mayonnaise, so no.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 May 2014, 22:07,
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a balloon half filled with wallpaper paste usually sufficesI find
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PooPants, Fri 23 May 2014, 22:12,
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I've been looking for an online impotency support group.Who knew I'd find it here?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 May 2014, 22:14,
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Hey, no fat dudes!(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 May 2014, 22:29,
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'Well it certainly felt like I ejaculated darling.'(, Sun 25 May 2014, 14:47, closed)
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