Not having sexOur pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01)
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George! We know this is youIt's ok. It really is. You don't have to manufacture a pretend world where you're a sexy hybrid of Hugh Hefner, Peter Stringfellow and Dean Gaffney.
It will all work out in the end. Someone will love you for you.
Put the book down.
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Cheers loveWhatever all that was about.
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the_other_jeff_lebowski Croutons on my tits, Sat 24 May 2014, 11:48,
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none of those are attractive(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 25 May 2014, 14:36,
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Attractive? NoCharming? No
Charismatic? No
Leathery, obnoxious and fuckwitted? Yes.
Get your hands out of your minge.
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it's called a muff(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 25 May 2014, 21:08,
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Can I......... See it?
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can you travel back in time to victorian london?(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 26 May 2014, 12:51,
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