Not having sexOur pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01)
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To my knowledge I've never had sex with a drummer.I wonder if they can wank you off and thumb your arse to two different rhythms.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 24 May 2014, 11:54,
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Some of them play too many fills. (, Sat 24 May 2014, 12:01, closed)
Every drummer has an erotic polyrhythm in reserve when they're in the sack.(
the_other_jeff_lebowski Croutons on my tits, Sat 24 May 2014, 12:09,
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Sheila E put out an album entitled "Sex Cymbal".I realise this doesn't answer your question.
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.Yeti., Sat 24 May 2014, 12:34,
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I would definitely have allowed Sheila E to stick her thumb up my bottom.I realise this answers a question you didn't ask.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 24 May 2014, 13:54,
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