Not having sexOur pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01)
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The Christian Union at my uni were the biggest bunch of ugly militant homophobic tossers I have ever encountered.I assumed they used the whole celibacy thing as an excuse because nobody in their right mind would have wanted to have sex with them anyway.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 24 May 2014, 15:39,
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That's a fair description of the men, The women, at my Uni, were generally pretty fit...which was why me and my mate were knocking off the secretary and the president of the CU, respectively. After a while, the constant refrain of "I shouldn't be doing this!" got a bit boring. Personally I think they got off on the guilt.
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