Not having sex
Our pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01)
Where is George! when we need him most?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 24 May 2014, 16:28,
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re-inflating his poon lilo, no doubt
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 May 2014, 16:34,
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^No women were harmed in the making of this poon lilo^
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bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 27 May 2014, 13:46,
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except inflatable ones
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 May 2014, 14:29,
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