Not having sexOur pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01)
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I was all set to have sex with this girl I met in a bar when my girlfriend came round unexpectedlyThat's how she found out she was my girlfriend.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 25 May 2014, 10:28,
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Although the concept is goodyour story needs a little more depth
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I could have dragged it out for agesbut brevity is the soul of wit.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 25 May 2014, 16:03,
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