Not having sexOur pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01)
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bless ... imagine her disappointment pulling out a loaded tampon and replacing it with your twiggy little memberno wonder she's resorted to reading wanknovels.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 27 May 2014, 14:41,
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I think your love for bloodied muff baffles most other men here.I imagine that you're like a shark, driven to a frenzy by the scent of blood.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 27 May 2014, 15:38,
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That's a somewhat inadequate response,in my opinion.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 27 May 2014, 16:45,
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yeah ... but I don't know what that means ... soz(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 27 May 2014, 19:20,
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Alzheimer's setting in, eh?There, there...
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 27 May 2014, 20:35,
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possibly ... or you just make no sense lol i dunno(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 27 May 2014, 22:29,
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