Not having sexOur pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01)
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I thought it was an Albert Marshmallow parody with the mention of Ibis Hotels and then BAM, I got it. Rather like that time in the bath, long story.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 28 May 2014, 9:25,
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