Not having sexOur pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01)
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Haha!The same thing happened to an old colleague of mine after pulling a young lady in a nightclub.
He was called 'Filthy Kev'. You can see where this is going, can't you?
He was asked to leave early in the morning and whilst said lady was in the shower making herself presentable (for someone who turned out to be her husband), he wanked himself off over the coffee table, wiped his cock on a coat that was hanging by the front door, emptied the fridge of anything remotely edible and began the long trudge to the train station.
This was one of his more classy nights out.
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We've all been there.Speaking of which, I knew a guy who was in a band called 'Had Hannah', because all four of them had slept with the same bird.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 28 May 2014, 18:03,
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